coolandrandomgirl98:

It’s a visual representation of entering a fandom.

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

acowardlylion:

first date questions

bombliate:

official-honeybooboo:

bombliate:

dave-vriska:

bombliate:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

[DEFENDANT VOICE] no

[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u

[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing

[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it

boywitch:

cosmicam-amor:

boywitch:

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

What?

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy